I know you just can't wait to stare At all that luscious orange hair But, boy, before you touch a single curl, You must impress that ultra bloomin', All-consumin', poorly groomin' On any normal day you reek As if you're on a farting streak. Author — Girls don't carry wallets, she mugged the other guy!!!! I don't know nobody in fucking Yonkers! Simple, cheesy lines, cheesy 80's music. A lot of people to this day still think that Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon is the shit but, it's one of the most unrealistic Kung Fu movies of all time. You lying, you lying to me, Di Girl:
That's why I fucked your fat girlfriend you fucking nerd! Her kiss is so inviting And her hugs are so delighting, And what makes them really nice Is that they've got a little spice, Because they're tighter than a vise And they go on for an hour. Simple, cheesy lines, cheesy 80's music. I don't know nobody up here! Author — Tigress S k Why should anyone care if this is fake? She's so nice, she's so nice, she lets me use her body E C m G m A But she's so nice, but she's so nice, but she's so nice E C m G m A But she's so nice, but she's so nice, but she's so nice [verse] C m Yeah, treat her like a bitch, I fuck her in the ass and D I fuck her in the tits C m If she can handle that then I'll let her suck my dick, And her man is coming back so D I better make it quick C m Yeah, you know who you are you piece of shit, Your girlfriend's always sucking on my dick like a D Slim Jim stick C m So next time you go down on her clit, tell me how my dick tastes tell me how my D motherfucking dick tastes! Why the hell did she run in a zig zag motion when the actual owner of the wallet found her?! Do I got to hollar his name too? You know what I'm talking about. Author — Why did this get so many downvotes? Aiyyo this chicken got me digging her moves, 'cuz she smooth Wanna lose, whoever she choose, it's the dues Respect is not expected but it's given 'cuz it's real Being neglected and all, expect it, the deal Lie, cheat, and steal for me Putting something in a nigga's wig if you squeal for me Kill for me, you still with me 'Cuz we get down like what Told you from the start, it ain't all about a nutt I'm gon' be fair, try to be there We gon' see then, hit me with the question boo That answer gon' be yeah See there, something can go wrong, it does Love'd it, Let it go but it came back, that's how strong it was But you belonged to Cuz, couldn't belong to me You had two kids by this nigga, it was wrong for me But we gon' always be, best of friends haha Mad love, Boo, to the end haha. Author — Jebediah's Lab Why are there so many dislikes? Bitch you fuck it up. I mean she's more fit than he is! The fuck is the deal? Don't call me with that bullshit, alright Guy: Your finger's up your nose And you are dripping with drool. But if you want a lady's love, You're better off by smelling of A gentleman's cologne instead of sneakers and stool. She's So Nice C'mon Di, I just heard some shit about you, some foul shit. Ooh I fucked a girl's titties! Next time make a disclaimer. Don't call me with that bullshit, alright Guy: DMX I'm politicin' wit' this trick and wonderin' if I'ma creep her Little hood rat bitch from 25th named Tanika Comin' througgh like I do, you kow gettin' my bark on Knew she was a thug cause when I meet her she had a scarf on 54 11, size 7 in girls, babyface would look like she was 11 wit curls Girlfriend, wha, remember me from way back I'm the same cat wit the wave Cat That muthafucka TNT used to blaze at Still here so it's all good Oh you know my niggas Rich and them on 35th ave It's a small hood and it's all wood So let me get that hook it up aight Hit you on the track latta on see wussup? C m Ooh I fucked a girl's titties! You know what I'm talking about. So cut it out, ok?
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